so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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