just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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