mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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