so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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