She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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