He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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