her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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