I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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