do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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