is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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