your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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