Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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