U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize