are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just high enough for therapy.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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