so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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