i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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