white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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