Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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