you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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