so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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