what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
pop tarts are not kleenex
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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