'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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