the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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