Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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