Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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