Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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