Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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