Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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