Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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