I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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