Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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