Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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