if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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