found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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