well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
and you fell through a lawn chair
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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