it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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