I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
