You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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