D3 body, D1 cock
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
As shirtless as possible
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Boobs speak an international language.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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