I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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