Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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