what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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