So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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