I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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