we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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