when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Please, let me fuck your mom
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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