Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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