just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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