when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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