...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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