their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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