it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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