she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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