she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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