If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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