one two three fourrrrnication!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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