Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I need water and some morals
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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