it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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