I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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