You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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